Glitter tint your sunglasses

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

• the grape gatsby
• lime & punishment
• the adventures of blackberry finn
• the crepes of wrath
• the catcher in the pie
• war and quiche
• around the world in eighty buffets
• 20,000 leagues under the tea
• the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

theoppositeoflamp:

neckreductionsurge-ry:

tonguelikemurder:

i think my favourite thing about people who don’t like snickerdoodle cabbagepatch is that we can all almost instantly recognise if someone’s talking about him even with names like boilerdang crimpysnitch

bendynoodle crumperbunts

Uh, correction: the best thing about whenpicnic remembersnacks is that anyone who has spent five minutes on tumblr can recognise his name even if it is warped beyond all reason.

(Source: tongue-likemurder)